More depressing than Joan Didion. Hah!
"Hey, douchebag!
You're depressed
AND you're dumb!"
I walked past this remainder book at the bookstore for a week straight. $8.95 is still too expensive for an LOL. This free internets photos does the trick just fine, for my cheap ass.
Buck up, don't fuck up.
You're depressed
AND you're dumb!"
I walked past this remainder book at the bookstore for a week straight. $8.95 is still too expensive for an LOL. This free internets photos does the trick just fine, for my cheap ass.
AND you're poor. . .or you would be able to afford to hire a therapist. You basically don't have SHIT going for you. All this book should have inside it is Jack Kevorkian's home phone number.
ReplyDeleteHahahhaaha, my friend and I were saying,
ReplyDelete"Ch 7 how to kill yourself."
"Ch 8 how to learn to not kill yourself."
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"More depressing than Joan Didion" -- the English-major nerd in yours truly loves and thanks you for this <3
ReplyDeleteAwww, thanks for reading and commenting, L! I'm so glad you liked that!...but seriously, Year of Magical Thinking is the saddest thing I ever did read.
ReplyDeleteW, thank you you are master of cool. i'm no longer drunk, now i'm hungover! and it's 5:30AM . fail.
ReplyDeletethis may well be my favorite ever Gracie post!!!
ReplyDeletelaughing so hard at this as i watch Undeclared with my roommate.
a-MAZING.
thank you.
--Lila
Oh Lila, thanks so much for reading and liking. Totally true story. It taunted me everyday. Now the sale/remainder table is gone and it's ghost still lingers.
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