Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tampon Haiku:



Once I was wearing
a tampon and nothing else.
Then out of nowhere,

Bella jumps up and
tries to bite the hanging string.
True story, the end.

4 comments:

  1. I can't find the image right now, but I saw a French Tampax ad today. It's a photo of a woman in a skirt, from the waist down, with a red fish on a string dangling down from between her legs. The French copy says, according to my coworker, something like "Don't smell like fish". If I find it I'll send you the link.

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  2. hells yeah, send me that shit!!

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  3. you've now been walking around naked in 2 blog entries that I know of.

    Love
    Brandi

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