Thursday, May 21, 2009

Now Playing: Girls v. Guys

List of things that girls like, but guys loathe:

  • High-waisted jeans/pants
  • Augusten Burroughs
  • Miniature animals/things in general
  • Hats
  • Chloe Sevigny
  • Vests
  • Chelsea Handler
  • Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video
  • Gladiator sandals
  • Amy Poehler
  • Rompers/Jumpsuits
  • Lady Gaga
  • Crafts (knitting/cross stitching)
Anything I'm forgetting?

*special thanks to bitten tongue for brainstorming


  1. Assorted telebision programs. And mobies. In case you thought the B was an accident.

  2. oh, yes, LPC, telebision would be far too broad of a topic. congrats on your son graduating, by the way!

  3. Stuffed animals... past a certain age, then they are much to cool for them.
    Even if they secretly sleep with them..

    I guess they might not count then.....

  4. I think I may be a guy then, yikes.

  5. Hmmm.. let me see.
    Amy Sedaris, dark nail/toe polish, any kind of vh1 celebreality tv, puffy balloon-ish clothes, dark chocolate?

  6. Fuck, how could I forget this: adding the suffix -ish to everything.

  7. Definitely a big ol' fat NO on Lady Gaga for me. I can't think of anything else to add!

  8. I have long suspected I'm a guy, and now I fear my hubby is a woman after reading this list. I think this works out for me and him, though. I hate Chloe Sevigny and Amy Poehler, and he digs them. I also hate high-wasted jeans and rompers, but I love you anyway. Who the hell is Lady Gaga?

  9. I can't stand Chelsea Handler!


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