Greetings from the nation's capitol. Thanks to all you kind souls who sent me tips about the city. Hoping to all hopes to squeeze in some of your sights & suggestions before I leave on Saturday.
So far, it's been a navy/black suit sausage party. Going to take a napski, (couldn't, dead tired, but over caffeinated) meet some colleagues for dinner, and then find something fun to do? Who am I kidding, I'll most likely just wind up popping an ambien and surfing the web in my room.
BTW, internetting while sleep drugs kick in is the most hilarious thing ever. Last night, I clicked through the same set of Tumblr dashboard images like 20 times before I realized what I was doing. Tardtastic.
p.s. What happens when you don't answer a wake up call? Do they come upstairs, rip the blankets off of you, and call you a "dead pig" in Chinese? That's what my mom used to do when I was a wee one.