1. Personalized M&Ms
2. A WIFE!
slash business partner slash muse slash restaurateur
slash gold & diamond encrusted teef owner
Also, how awesome is it that she's a mature rockin' woman (I replaced "granny" because I thought that was a little harsh & counterproductive) and not some starving Eastern Bloc teenage giraffe?!?**
The President of the Last To Know Club
ps. Look how fucking cute and PERFECT they are together! I can't stand it!
**(and I say that out of complete bitterness and jealousy, btw)