R keeps flipping our doormat over to the "Go away" side. I keep switching it back, hoping no one -besides the torpid Mexican landscapers- takes note.
I realized that I sounded exceedingly racist just now. It was not my intention to mean that I *wanted* the landscapers to take note of the mat & "Go away." Rather, I was trying to convey the fact that they've probably already seen the mat in this fashion.
With that said, in the immortalized words of Sarah Silverman:
"I don't care if you think I'm racist,
I just want you to think I'm thin."