IF I WON THE LOTTERY, I'D:
- Purchase a truckload of these amazing leather prize ribbons to hand out all willynilly. Pin 'em on people for having "Best Dimples," "Most Retarded Public Conversation," & what have you. (via PourPorter)
- Open a stationery shoppe in Manhattan and force Bella to be a shoppe dog.
- Travel a shit ton.
- Pay off bills/houses for loved ones.
- Donate to charity/science.
What sorts of things would you do?
I just asked R, and he replied, "I don't think about those kinds of things because they're highly improbable." Hee!