Monday, February 22, 2010

For the Archives: Misc.

a few exchanges we had last week:
"i want wings."
"so you can fly?"
"no, chicken wings."

"i'm eating fruit snacks."
"what? you're waiting for sex?"

[rummaging in closet]
"i need a good luck charm. do you have any?"
"there are no such things as good luck charms. you're the superstitious one in this family."
"oh, nevermind, i found one. [holds up gold horseshoe necklace] it's a horseshoe. it's gotta be good luck."
"it wasn't good luck for christopher reeves, just ask him..."
"isn't he dead?"
(bolded, me)


  1. Damnit, you did it again, I nearly peed myself.

  2. When I read the "wings" question I immediately thought you were searching for sanitary napkins. Oops.

  3. I'm not sure how I got here. Let me think...

    Yes! It was like this: ----> ---->!

    Anyway. I'm glad I found this spot! : )



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