a few exchanges we had last week:
"i want wings."
"so you can fly?""no, chicken wings."
"i'm eating fruit snacks."
"what? you're waiting for sex?"
[rummaging in closet]
"i need a good luck charm. do you have any?"
"there are no such things as good luck charms. you're the superstitious one in this family."
"oh, nevermind, i found one. [holds up gold horseshoe necklace] it's a horseshoe. it's gotta be good luck."
"it wasn't good luck for christopher reeves, just ask him..."
"isn't he dead?"
"exactly."
(bolded, me)



Damnit, you did it again, I nearly peed myself.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read the "wings" question I immediately thought you were searching for sanitary napkins. Oops.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how I got here. Let me think...
ReplyDeleteYes! It was like this:
mackink.blogspot.com ---->
royalquietdeluxe.blogspot.com ---->
woolgatheringandmiscellany.blogspot.com!
Anyway. I'm glad I found this spot! : )
xox,
Susan