FUCK MARILYN.
THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS
ARE YOU A PATSY
OR
AN EDINA?
Eddie: Is champas all right with you Pats?
Patsy: Lovely darling.Eddie: Should we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon nibbly things?
Patsy: Oh whatever sweetie.
Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.
(I'M A PATSY.)



that's a tough call... i'm pretty sure i'm a patsy too.
ReplyDeleteI am so patsy. More champers darling.
ReplyDeletepretty much my favorite show ever. i'm a patsy, but i have my edina moments, which scare me. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm an Eddie I'm sad to say I wish I was Patsy she's so much thinner ;)
ReplyDeletef i have not seen this show since i was like, 14.
ReplyDeletei guess based on this dialouge i would say i'm an eddie, since i am always coordinating and organizing.
but it looks more fun to be a patsy.
Oh, lol, I didn't know you'd even read that.
ReplyDeleteEdina: I have to get some water.
Patsy: *blank look*
Edina: It's a mixer, Pats, we drink it with whiskey.
yes! i can't say if i'm pats or eddie, i think someone else will have to tell me. either way, whichever bitch i am i wish i had my matching counterpart to encourage me! abfab is probably one of the only television shows that i would purchase in its entirety.
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