Hrmmmph. We're cutting a big ass check to the gov'mint this year. I can barely say this aloud, but... I-I-I'm s-s-swaying t-t-to t-t-the r-r-right A SMIDGE. Just a smidge. Fiscally.
Here's what really grinds my gears. Why do people with kids pay FEWER taxes when they use up far MORE resources?!? In principle, shouldn't they pay more?
I don't get it! Someone ess'splain to me, please. Is it because they're breeding future tax payers?? We need to adopt some kids or something. Blurgh. Adulthood blows! Complaining about taxes is so. not. cool.