omg. i once got stuck in a pair of pants. My mom was there to save the day. She ran behind the empty boomies cash wrap, grabbed some scissors and cut me out. I peed in my pants from laughter and nerves. We bolted from the fitting room. The shredded pants were suspiciously left there.
This really strikes terror in my heart.
ReplyDeleteI hope they didn't have to cut you out!
ReplyDeleteI recently got stuck in thigh-high leather boots in my underwear. Needless to say, I didn't buy them.
I saw you wearing a kimono once, many, many years ago.
ReplyDeleteOf this we do not speak.
Love the kimono haiku.
ReplyDeleteI need a kimono.
And a haiku.
anxiety ridden perfection.
ReplyDeleteLove kimonos, love haikus, effing hate getting stuck in try-ons!
ReplyDeleteOoh, makes me terrified too. Both the clothing and the boot situations.
ReplyDeleteoh god. horrors. i got stuck in a dress before and i sweat beyond belief...it was the most awful and panicky feeling the world. shit brings me back.
ReplyDeleteomg. i once got stuck in a pair of pants. My mom was there to save the day. She ran behind the empty boomies cash wrap, grabbed some scissors and cut me out. I peed in my pants from laughter and nerves. We bolted from the fitting room. The shredded pants were suspiciously left there.
ReplyDeleteAh. good times.
this sounds like a wonderful nightmare.
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