that's funny.I'll have to get back to you with a good one
mine are mostly child-related and those are as follows:what did I just say?what's going on in here?do you have a poop?let me have my coffee, first please.gimme a minute.these are all said way to often in my daily life.
mine are also child related, this is one i could do without: get your hands out of your pants. there's nothing in there for you.
I could really do without the expression, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."
really, whit? do YOU say that??
This one has unfortunately been used far too much for my liking in my apartment lately:"WHAT is that smell?! Did you throw away raw chicken again and let it sit in the garbage can?"Why the boyfriend puts pieces of unused chicken into the trash and not the garbage disposal is beyond me. BEYOND ME!
"Officer, this really isn't necessary, I've only had two drinks."
The divine PB&J in me, salutes the divine PB&J in you.