Why Mouse loves being a girlmouse/girls in general:
girls still have to fight every minute for lots of the things given to boys offhand, and we nevertheless achieve awesomeness over and over. go girls.Why Elissa loves being a girl/girls in general:
They can be the most wonderfully sarcastic of creatures. They are always fighting against adversity. Also, although I am straight, I appreciate a nice pair of boobs (in an aesthetic sense, not a sexual sense. Boobs of all shapes and sizes).
I get to say "cunt" without sounding like a douchebag; I get to have relations with boys without having to take it up the back way; I can embrace the pretty and the cute when I want.
TRUE DAT. Thanks for playing along!