Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Mad Libs


Want to play a game? How 'bout poor man's mad libs? Comment below with your answers, if you feel so inclined.

  1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be __________________.
  2. __________________ me.
  3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be __________________.
  4. __________________ is my favorite __________________.
  5. I can't get __________________ out of my head.
  6. If __________________, then __________________.
  7. You should __________________ and __________________ me.
  8. Fuck __________________.
  9. I __________________ you were __________________.
  10. Sometimes, I can't __________________.
  11. If only I  __________________.
  12. Last time we __________________, I __________________.
  13. __________________ is the last thing I do before I go to bed.
I ♥ you

15 comments:

  1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be long.
    Hug me.
    If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in funafuti.
    Pink is my favorite colour.
    I can't get Cheryl Cole's Fight for this love, out of my head.
    If you snort cocaine, then you may kill yourself.
    You should be free this november and come to our wedding with me.
    Fuck Bean, well just me.
    I knew you were right.
    Sometimes, I can't cry.
    If only I knew all the answers.
    Last time we met in my head, I was cool.
    Sadly, checking my phone, is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  2. 1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be cloudy.
    2. listen to me.
    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in a plane.
    4. Mango is my favorite fruit.
    5. I can't get Jeff Buckley out of my head.
    6. If the head dies, then the body dies too.
    7. You should feedback and e-mail me.
    8. Fuck the future.
    9. I wish you were my neighbor.
    10. Sometimes, I can't finish what i start.
    11. If only I had multiple nationalities.
    12. Last time we went to the beach, I was in a different beach.
    13. Drinking water is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  3. 1) fucked
    2) fuck
    3) in Europe
    4) Michael; person
    5) thoughts
    6) the shit is hitting the fan; laugh about it
    7) tweet; snail mail
    8) writing papers
    9) wish; happy
    10) motivate
    11) were financially set for life
    12) wrote; smiled
    13) reading

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  4. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be colder than yesterday.
    Hold me.
    If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in New York, enjoying spring.
    The Journal is my favorite magazine.
    I can't get Telephone out of my head.
    If it was sunny, then I'd be outside.
    You should post mail and gifts to me.
    Fuck winter.
    I wish you were here.
    Sometimes, I can't beleive how much time I spend on the internet.
    If only I could sing.
    Last time we met, oh wait, I forgot that we never have.
    Setting my alarm is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  5. YOU GUYS! You're answers are so amazing!

    Anna- you're #10 is so beautiful.

    V- I have no way of getting a hold of you. Your profile has no info. Leave me your contact!

    Lou- send me your address and I'll try to make that happen woolandmisc [at] gmail [dot] com.

    LA, will write more so you'll smile more. Must...find...the time. If not, then next year ;)

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  6. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be one of those days where I wish I could've stayed in bed.

    Trade places with me.

    If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in bed or on a beach, either way horizontal and relaxing.

    This black Norma Kamali one piece is my favorite thing to wear around the house.

    I can't get you out of my head.

    If you have to cry, then go outside. HAHAHA.

    You should love and adore me.

    Fuck Montel Williams and his chintzy ass blenders.

    I wish you were closer.

    Sometimes, I can't figure out where I'm going.

    If only I had a trust fund.

    Last time we talked, I had nothing to say.

    Squeezing your hand is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  7. 1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be listless.
    2. Squeeze me!
    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in a plateful of poutine in Montreal.
    4. Sake is my favorite drug.
    5. I can't get tea-baggers out of my head.
    6. If I'm not wearing glasses, then I'm near blind.
    7. You should tickle and pickle with me.
    8. Fuck otters.
    9. I hope you were cordial.
    10. Sometimes, I can't stop watching Arrested Development.
    11. If only I owned my own house in Maine.
    12. Last time we made a puzzle, I lost the last piece.
    13. Apply chapstick is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  8. 1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be the same ol' rubbish.
    2. Fuck me.
    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in Scandinavia.
    4. Fuck is my favorite curse word. (It just rolls right off the tongue) haha
    5. I can't get Keith Moon out of my head.
    6. If only there were more activities to do at night, then I would never sleep.
    7. I agree with Lou.You should post mail and gifts to me. :]
    8. Fuck work.
    9. I knew you were cool.
    10. Sometimes, I can't handle the thought of getting older and having to accept responsibilities. (I want to remain a kid forever)
    11. If only I were a go-getter.
    12. Last time we met, I was dreaming.
    13. Pondering is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  9. 1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be my last day of work this week.
    2. All I can do is be me.
    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be on a plane with Willie, on the way to our honeymoon.
    4. New York City is my favorite place I have lived.
    5. I can't get this sinus infection out of my head.
    6. If you build it, then they will come.
    7. You should listen to Bob Dylan and think of me.
    8. Fuck doing what you're told.
    9. I was told you were the bees knees.
    10. Sometimes, I can't believe how lucky I am.
    11. If only I can remember where I put my car keys.
    12. Last time we drank sazeracs, I got a little drunk.
    13. Arranging my pillows into a comfy configuration is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  10. AHHH! Mad Libs!

    When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be friggin' suck ass-y.
    Fuck me.
    If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in my bed, sleeping. Then scoring a hottie somewhere.
    The Disney Channel is my favorite television show to fall asleep to.
    I can't get Selena Gomez's jam out of my head.
    If I did, then I wouldn't feel like so much of a loser.
    You should be my wingman and find me a man to bang me.
    Fuck yeah.
    I wish you (stupid last boy) weren't such a pussy dick. Maybe we could have had some good times.
    Sometimes, I can't get over these tool boys, and that pisses me off.
    If only I loved like a man.
    Last time we hooked up, I didn't enjoy it.
    Cursing you out is the last thing I do before I go to bed. I then proceed to have this hot dream.

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  11. love this.

    1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be hopeful.

    2. I'm me.

    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be relaxing with my husband sans kids for an extended period of much-needed drinking, food and debauchery.

    4. wine is my favorite alcoholic beverage.

    5. I can't get the ting tings out of my head.

    6. If I haven't had my coffee, then leave me the fuck alone, please.

    7. You should make me laugh and bequeath your inheritance to me.

    8. Fuck a damn pain in the ass.

    9. I always knew you were the one.

    10. Sometimes, I can't find the patience.

    11. If only I had more patience.

    12. Last time we played music, I dug it.

    13. taking an antidepressant is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  12. 1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be a marathon.
    2.Never leave me.
    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in a huge soft bed full of Chiwas.
    4. BlueBell Strawberry & Vanilla is my favorite.
    5. I can't get that whistling from kill-bill out of my head. ever.
    6. If money weren't an option, then I'd blog all day.
    7. You should expect the worst and maybe you'll love me.
    8. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck.
    9.I knew you were gonna be my webstie from day one.
    10. Sometimes, I can't make sense of things.
    11. If only I hadn't eaten 2 ice cream cones today.
    12. Last time we chatted, I squeezed out a fart.
    13. Iphone gaze is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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  13. 1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be another day where I had gas.
    2. See if you can tolerate me.
    3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be in Turkey and a Turk would be in me.
    4. Simon & Garfunkel were onto somemthing, because silence is my favorite sound.
    5. I can't get the voices out of my head.
    6. If you teabag alone, then you teabag with satan.
    7. You should try not to go mad and then kill me.
    8. Fuck you, Republican'ts.
    9. I wish you were taller. (I'm kidding, jeez.)
    10. Sometimes, I can't stop kidding.
    11. If only I could stop kidding.
    12. Last time we stole something, I believe it was beef jerky.
    13. Fart and kiss my cat is the last thing I do before I go to bed. (Not necessarily in that order.)

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  14. FUN.

    When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be Sunday.
    Do me.
    If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be at Fenton's eating an ice cream sundae.
    My bed is my favorite place.
    I can't get my mind out of my head.
    If you're short, then people don't notice you and rudely bump into you in public places ALL THE TIME.
    You should never talk with food in you mouth and display general poor table manners in front of me.
    Fuck the Kardashians.
    I knew you were better than the rest.
    Sometimes, I can't pay attention.
    If only I had smaller boobs.
    Last time we went out for drinks, I went a little overboard. :/
    Tell Joe I love him, is the last thing I do before I go to bed.

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