Saturday, March 13, 2010

An Open Letter to Jared Leto


Dear Jared,

PLEASE. STOP. You're pushing forty. 

Yours ever,
Gracie

26 comments:

  1. seriously, homeboy. cut that shit out.

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  2. So I guess this means I'm into old guys

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  3. ay, life is so short to give a fuck what age you are. get a cool haircut!

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  4. jared leto has always been pretty gross. the fact that he has to establish his supposed coolness with such a ridiculous hairstyle confirms his idiocy in my book. frozen embryos suck. i'll take a brian krakow jew fro over that crappy mohawk any day of the week.

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  5. pfft. 'pushing forty' is a state of mind. Cool haircuts are awesome.

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  6. ahahahah.... I ran into him about a year ago in my old neighborhood. The waitress had no idea who he was which clearly befuddled him. It was absolutely hilarious.

    All I have to say is -- it's worse in person.

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  7. ageist or douche-ist?

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  8. YOU FUCKING WHORE AGEIST CUNTBAG! HOW DARE YOU THINK A MAN IN HIS LATE 30S SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DRESS AS IF HE WERE 16 AND STILL BE RESPECTED!!!!!DIE YOU FUCKING NAZI AGEIST WHORE!!!

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  9. It's not that he's nearly forty that bothers me...it's the mismatch of his hairdo with his all too pretty face.

    and relax anonymous, don't get your knickers in a twist.

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  10. i think every girl has a crush on a guy who is completely wrong for her in high school. then you grow up and run into them, and they've either a) not changed a bit (in a bad way) or b) have become a total loser.

    this is how i feel about jared leto.

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  11. No shit! Finally, somebody has pointed out this very poignant observation!

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  12. Hahaha, when I was living in Denver, his band would always play at the venue next to the record shop I worked at. So before the shows, he'd often come in, and he was obsessed with my store manager. He'd be so creepy-stalker-like to her; while in her office (which had chest-high walls with glass above that, so you can see inside), he'd stand in the DVD section pretending to look at DVDs, but blatantly stare at her, for hours it seemed like. He'd then sort of nonchalantly walk past the office door and stuff a ticket to the show inside the doorjam. He'd hope to catch her on her cigarette breaks and always tried making nervous chat with her - she said he's the most awkward guy, ever. Which is clearly apparent.

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  13. i'm so over jordan catalano.

    no i'm not.

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  14. I could live with the mohawk. [maybe]

    it's the eyeliner and the nail polish that makes him look like a total stain

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  15. That look wouldn't be cool if he were pushing 20. Age has nothing to do with style (and unfortunately, he has nothing to do with style either).

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  16. wow. jared's girlfriend is kind of a bitch.

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  17. wow. it's kinda steamy over here.

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  18. right on
    that cracked me up..and thats hard to do on a monday
    your blog is fantastic
    xt

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  19. i met him in 1997 on the streets of new york. i told him i loved him, and my mom took a picture of us(which i still have). i was 12.

    i don't know if i'd have the same fangirl attitude now. i want him to swap the eyeliner and mohawk for flannel and frozen embryos. and buffalo tom.

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