ACK! BBQ/pool par-tay season totally crept up on me this year. This bag of bones is nowhere ready for public consumption. The winter hooves, the bloat, the ingrown hairs, the bacne, the extra padding... the sheer horror of it all!
Some serious maintenance and a one piece procurement needs to happen within the next 3 days!
Looking terrible: It's a year-round thing for me.
ReplyDeleteAh, the pre-Photoshop days of photoshopping. Either that or the lady climbing out of the world's smallest concrete swimming pool is just naturally that pink.
b a c n e. WHAT IS THE CURE FOR BACNE????
ReplyDeleteperfect for my belly flubbage. thumbs up!
ReplyDeletei'm in the same boat as lynn.
ReplyDeletemy answer to pool party season - overalls. a big flop hat. and not showing up.
I have a pool in my building (well, it's outdoors but it's in my complex) and I haven't used it the past two summers. What a waste.
ReplyDeleteI wish big hairy bikini lines would come back in fashion...although I wouldn't want to have to look at anyone else's peeking out the side of their bathers.
lyn, hah! you're right. who am i kidding with "winter."
ReplyDeleteESB, back peels.
jayne, i love everything but the price tag.
ue, mmm...flop hat + stay out of the water may be the best formula for me.
elissa, same!
isn't that what I've been doing with my fingernails?
ReplyDeleteas in chemical peel
ReplyDeletesigh.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's good to live in the UK!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to sees you on Saturday. I'll be the girl in the modest sundress. (You would look beautiful in that suit.) XOXO.
ReplyDeletehahah, me too. pretty one pieces cure all though.
ReplyDeleteesb, apple cider vinegar.
ReplyDeleteWinterful hoovelets indeed.
xo
ON MY BACK??
ReplyDeletehippie.
ReplyDeleteflipping dodgy time of year isn't it when pool season comes by again.
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