Friday, April 30, 2010

An Open Letter to Jamie Oliver

Dear Jamie,

Your charmingly* doughy disposition makes me question the validity of your healthy eating techniques.

Love,
me

ps. you were a total creeper to those high school girls in that one epi.

*prob only 'cause you're British

13 comments:

  1. haha, i've always thought the same thing.
    though, i can appreciate a man with a slight doughy physique.

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  2. seriously. he used to be way sexier, especially with that lisp/accent combo.

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  3. he's definitely expanding since he started cooking "healthily."

    and i feel like he's maybe trying to be gordon ramsay. maybe.

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  4. I don't trust anyone with a lisp. He's probably a pedophile...

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  5. I saw him once when I was living in London, back in 2003. He was a lot more pudding-y in real life than on TV. Healthy living.

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  6. My open letter to Jamie Oliver:

    Dear Jamie,

    I love what you do with all that simple food, healthy eating, stopping schools feeding kids slop stuff but why do you have to be such an annoying tit?

    Love
    Me.

    (Jamie Oliver annoys me. Greatly. It's probably because I'm British.)

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  7. BWAHAHAHA, Peonies, i'm totally going to start referring to people as annoying tits.

    Your letter is far better than mine.

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  8. ugh, he grosses me out...and he's a pedophile now? hot.

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  9. thank you. ppl (esp blog/tweet ppl) need to get THE FUCK over him.

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  10. No no no, he's trying to get himself admitted to the "men who like like old lesbians" club.
    Here: http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

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  11. I'll second Peonies - buy all the books and cook all his recipes and think he deserves a medal but ....
    his fat tongue annoys the crap out of me.

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