Wednesday, July 21, 2010
How do you do it?
1. When I am getting down with my man/lady/self, I like to put on:
a) Marvin Gaye
b) Barry White
c) Nine Inch Nails
2. To set in the mood, I:
a) Plug in the christmas lights
b) Light a scented candle
c) Are you kidding?? I turn off all the lights. I don't want to SEE ANYTHING.
3. Then I slip into:
a) Something lacy. Obv.
b) My furry suit. (Oopsy. Did I just say that out loud?)
c) Why bother with lingerie? Just take it all off.
4. On occasion, I close my eyes and image that he/she is:
a) Robert Pattinson
b) Zooey Deschanel
c) That is like cheating. I. Would. Never.
5. When we're finished, I:
a) Lie back and bask in the glow
b) Demand a glass of water
c) Dash off to check the comments on my blog
Please post your answers in the comments. I will calculate your scores based on an incredibly scientific formula I have yet to come up with, and the winner will receive an Astroglide gift basket (!) including three different kinds of lube,* a t-shirt (IknowIknowIknow, no one should ever wear a t-shirt endorsing any kind of lubricant), and a few other surprises.
I kind of actually want to keep the gift basket. I'm thinking I might enter the contest under a pseudonym. I mean a different pseudonym. You know what I mean.
(Photo by unpiano)
*No warming liquid, I promise. I tried the stuff once, and I was not a fan.