R says to me each week,
"Spoiler alert! The gay one gets kicked off."
And every week, I pee a little.
Tears will be shed the day he gets auf'ed.
Can you believe the little fucker is 32?!?
That or huffing glue in the green room. "I prefer woolly balls."
Bright pink face to match his shirt. Feeling tingly.
The dress is fucking hot.
The balloon glove does it.
middle aged white woman I've ever met.
I do like how her name is Peach though. The irony!
Don't get me started.
Smug Portland hipster. Meh.
Kors never fails to deliver the nasally biatchiness.
"She looks like a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral."
otherwise she'd just be another old crackwhore.
"Too beautiful" my ass.
Is this the first season that Heidi "The Most Fertile Woman in the Universe" Klum has not been pregnant in?!