You know what fixes everything?
Beer and lorazepam.
Also, good friends who see things that remind them of you and take the time to let you know. I love every bit of these delicious internet morsels. You know me so well. Although... tell me what you really think of me, HAH!
"Cunty" is such a cute word. It is a softer version of another favourite adjective, "cuntish".
ReplyDeleteI am prescribing lorazepam all over the place this week. My patients love me, like I love you.
PS there's no sic about it.
ReplyDeletemmmm dr. feelgood.
ReplyDeleteDoes that first one come as a postcard?
ReplyDeleteBeer + lorazepam = winning inpatient combination. I get a very quiet night's sleep when on call when the patients are loaded up on that shit.
(Although, I'm sure that as a responsible doctor I'm meant to tell you that combining your sedatives like that is bad for you. Or something... Mmmm...)
W&M Doctor Approved!
ReplyDeleteps. NOT taking ambien tonight ;) that counts, right?
ReplyDeleteTwo out of two doctors agree, that wool&misc is bad for your health (but feels so good).
ReplyDeleteAMIRIGHT?!
So I'm going to be needing that first one as a print please. To hang in the nursery, alongside the Lolita poster.
ReplyDelete...Forget postcards, I wish I had the balls to say that to someone's face. AND W&M is excellent for your health. Like a good dose of haterade in the early morning.
ReplyDeleteW&M is GOOD for what ails ya. I will gladly wear a white coat and a toy stethoscope and stand in front of a fake diploma and say it to camera. (Toy stethoscopes and fake diplomas are far more convincing than the real thing; also we don't wear white coats as they spread infections, thereby denying me my right to walk around the hospital looking like an uppity wanker).
ReplyDeleteW&M is EXCELLENT for your mental health. 100% of blogging psychiatrists agree.
ReplyDeletePeonies, you sure do!
ReplyDeleteBIP, awwwwww "haterade"? Sad, I don't wanna be a hater. I just EDITORIALIZE.
agirl, ooooooooooohhhh, pls psychoanalyze me!
I'm going to say that to someone this week and it will be all. your. fault.
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T WAIT.