thanks for calling me out. apparently i had a great time last night and i didn't even know it!
i was able to write a blog post (which i quickly deleted this morning--but not before google reader could expose me), watch a ton of street carnage videos, email my workself, change my tumblr theme, all profile photos, and tumble a shit ton of photos.
i also managed to fall asleep fully clothed, made up with the lights on, ON TOP of the covers.
i can totes see how people sleep drive/eat/whatevers on ambien.
I haven't showered for 72 hours despite taking a 5 hour flight in that period. On the plus side, I don't HAVE my period at the moment, so this confession is not as gross as it otherwise may be.
Marriage is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Sometimes I feel like I'm not cut out for it. Also: if I could get away with not showering for a week, I would.
i just told my boss i'm leaving for a better paycheck.
ReplyDeletebut the truth is, i really just hate this hellhole.
I think I see you places, but I'm afraid to say hello.
ReplyDeletei lied to my boyfriend about how many people i've slept with. thing is, i had to dumb the number down, a lot. whore.
ReplyDeleteI hate the car that my husband gave me. I know I should be grateful but it is an ugly petrol guzzler.
ReplyDeleteI would again move back to my family if I had a choice.
i'm sad that we're not friends anymore.
ReplyDeletei wore the same underwear all weekend. never mind the anonymity, i deserve to be judged.
ReplyDeletelauren, ZOMG, i love you more.
ReplyDelete*judge*
Anon #2, Just do it next time!!
ReplyDeleteAnon #5, I may or may not be.
I want to DO "The Situation."
ReplyDeleteI still can't decide if my husband is handsome or ugly, but he has a smokin' body, so its all good. Plus, I love the shit out of him.
ReplyDeletedui, 2 years ago, and i hate myself for it.
ReplyDeleteI really wish you would mail me some Ambien.
ReplyDeleteuhhhh dear ESB,
ReplyDeletethanks for calling me out.
apparently i had a great time last night and i didn't even know it!
i was able to write a blog post (which i quickly deleted this morning--but not before google reader could expose me), watch a ton of street carnage videos, email my workself, change my tumblr theme, all profile photos, and tumble a shit ton of photos.
i also managed to fall asleep fully clothed, made up with the lights on, ON TOP of the covers.
i can totes see how people sleep drive/eat/whatevers on ambien.
i'm fucking glad that i still have my eyebrows! goddamn ambien walrus!
i came to the conclusion that i am really glad that i have a responsible party in my life (when he's not away on travel).
loooooooooooooooove you!!!
gracie
There's a baby in my belly.
ReplyDeleteahhhhhh!!! that's so heavy 7:11PM. congratulations.
ReplyDeleteyou heard it here first, people.
I haven't showered for 72 hours despite taking a 5 hour flight in that period. On the plus side, I don't HAVE my period at the moment, so this confession is not as gross as it otherwise may be.
ReplyDeletethat lauren is no bullshit and i like it!
ReplyDeletei've definitely skipped showering for a weekend, but same chones?! #punkrock
oh, i showered like eight times. i shower like it's my job.
ReplyDeleteOh, I didn't shower but I did change my underwear.
ReplyDeleteI'm only with him because I got tired of looking and having my heart broken.
ReplyDeleteI've got lots but don't want to delve deep enough to get one out. Don't need the pain when it's not biting me on the ass.
ReplyDeleteYou should do this more often. Better then Post Secrets.
Is that you in your new avatar? Super Cute!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.patriciapolacco.com/books/babayaga/index.html
ReplyDeletethis book made me cry.
Thanks, Anne! C'est moi. I'm coming out of my internet hiding? A little?
ReplyDeletehey there is a baby in mah belly too! it's an orange seed.
ReplyDeleteMarriage is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Sometimes I feel like I'm not cut out for it. Also: if I could get away with not showering for a week, I would.
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