Monday, August 02, 2010

SHHH.

Fulton Ferry State Park,  Brooklyn, NY 1991 Cliff Baldwin
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26 comments:

  1. i just told my boss i'm leaving for a better paycheck.

    but the truth is, i really just hate this hellhole.

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  2. I think I see you places, but I'm afraid to say hello.

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  3. i lied to my boyfriend about how many people i've slept with. thing is, i had to dumb the number down, a lot. whore.

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  4. I hate the car that my husband gave me. I know I should be grateful but it is an ugly petrol guzzler.


    I would again move back to my family if I had a choice.

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  5. i'm sad that we're not friends anymore.

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  6. i wore the same underwear all weekend. never mind the anonymity, i deserve to be judged.

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  7. lauren, ZOMG, i love you more.

    *judge*

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  8. Anon #2, Just do it next time!!

    Anon #5, I may or may not be.

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  9. I want to DO "The Situation."

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  10. I still can't decide if my husband is handsome or ugly, but he has a smokin' body, so its all good. Plus, I love the shit out of him.

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  11. dui, 2 years ago, and i hate myself for it.

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  12. I really wish you would mail me some Ambien.

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  13. uhhhh dear ESB,

    thanks for calling me out.
    apparently i had a great time last night and i didn't even know it!

    i was able to write a blog post (which i quickly deleted this morning--but not before google reader could expose me), watch a ton of street carnage videos, email my workself, change my tumblr theme, all profile photos, and tumble a shit ton of photos.

    i also managed to fall asleep fully clothed, made up with the lights on, ON TOP of the covers.

    i can totes see how people sleep drive/eat/whatevers on ambien.

    i'm fucking glad that i still have my eyebrows! goddamn ambien walrus!

    i came to the conclusion that i am really glad that i have a responsible party in my life (when he's not away on travel).

    loooooooooooooooove you!!!
    gracie

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  14. There's a baby in my belly.

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  15. ahhhhhh!!! that's so heavy 7:11PM. congratulations.

    you heard it here first, people.

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  16. I haven't showered for 72 hours despite taking a 5 hour flight in that period. On the plus side, I don't HAVE my period at the moment, so this confession is not as gross as it otherwise may be.

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  17. that lauren is no bullshit and i like it!
    i've definitely skipped showering for a weekend, but same chones?! #punkrock

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  18. oh, i showered like eight times. i shower like it's my job.

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  19. Oh, I didn't shower but I did change my underwear.

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  20. I'm only with him because I got tired of looking and having my heart broken.

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  21. I've got lots but don't want to delve deep enough to get one out. Don't need the pain when it's not biting me on the ass.

    You should do this more often. Better then Post Secrets.

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  22. Is that you in your new avatar? Super Cute!

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  23. http://www.patriciapolacco.com/books/babayaga/index.html

    this book made me cry.

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  24. Thanks, Anne! C'est moi. I'm coming out of my internet hiding? A little?

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  25. hey there is a baby in mah belly too! it's an orange seed.

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  26. Marriage is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Sometimes I feel like I'm not cut out for it. Also: if I could get away with not showering for a week, I would.

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The divine PB&J in me, salutes the divine PB&J in you.