Life's littlest luxuries:
- drinking through straws, even though it gives you sphincter lips
- eating fast food on china with silverware
- leaving the last sip of orange juice
- using (Bounty) paper towels for napkins
- drinking straight from the bottle
- making ice cubes in a tray
- mixing savories and sweets
- crinkling the plastic on individually wrapped slices of cheese
- eating the entire package of something (anything!)
- drinking non-alcoholic beverages from wine glasses / champagne flutes / mint julep cups
- finding the crispy transparent french fry
- balling up the red wax on baby bells
- lifting the bowl of cereal milk to your lips
- eating in bed (shhh!)
using tortilla chips as a utensil when eating mexican food.
ReplyDeletepickle juice chasers. the edible layer of wrapper on botan ame rice candy. pocky in ice water. scissoring through ramen noodles like harpo marx. touching a lit match to a shot when it's already in my mouth.
ReplyDeletei used to have SO many, but i've had to modify my eating habits greatly over the past 6 months. now the weirdest thing i do is eat hummus with a spoon.
ReplyDeleteBABY BELLS.
ReplyDeletei only eat the bent, curled up and folded chips, never the straight or flat ones...
ReplyDeletei eat things in layers. i used to eat the chocolate off of butterfingers before the peanut shale underneath. and when i ate mcnuggets, i ate the outside first and then the inside. also i have to view and handpick each fingerfood item that i eat, like scoping for chips of the correct size/shape/color. no blind handfuls.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are freaks... I love you!
ReplyDeletePs lauren, how about raw ramen? I like.
Cold pepperoni pizza when hungover.
ReplyDeleteCutting a Mars bar in half and sprinkling sea salt on it.
Putting Sriracha on everything.
Awww shiiiiiieeeeet, that marsbar/salt combo is a gamechanger!
ReplyDelete*french fries inside my cheeseburger
ReplyDelete*drinking iced tea from mason jars
*braiding my string cheese
*baby carrots dipped in whole grain dijon
fish sauce.
ReplyDeleteeating a newly dressed salad with my hands when no one is looking, picking out the most perfectly drenched lettuce leaf and gently shaking off the vinegar a bit before placing it in my mouth, licking the sweet/tart residue off my fingers and going back for more.
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING is better with a straw
ReplyDelete-mustard,onion sandwiches
ReplyDelete-dipping fortune cookies in tea
-eating a bowl of bran with a banana in it everyday for breakfast for two years
-cold lentil soup from the can
-apples dipped in lemon juice
-eating edamame while driving
Dear W&M,
ReplyDeleteI just wasted two hours of my life on you.
-C
P.S. Thank you for the best two hours I've had in a long time.
definitely the non-alcoholic drinks out of wine glasses! i remember as a child telling my mom i was gonna drink everything out of margarita glasses when i got older. yikes.
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ReplyDeleteno more straws
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fuck yeah raw ramen.
ReplyDeletei love cold spaghetti in the morning for breakfast (when no one is looking). I also love to take perfectly good slices of bread, pull out the insides and roll them into little chewy balls. pop'em in your mouth and eat them like candy. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Richie Designs. I drink Guinness through a straw.
ReplyDeleteAlso, broccoli with Cajun seasoning for breakfast.
Natto (fermented soy beans, a Japanese food usually eaten with soy and mustard over rice) sandwiches.
Eating cereal out of a mug. Or really, anything out of a mug, if I can get it into a mug.