Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Sea Tea

Yes! Yes! A million times yes!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Guest Post: now, voyager

heeeeeey dudes! it's cat from now, voyager and i'm here to share with you a list of things that i've been feeling especially brocktoon about lately. first up, this skit and saying the word "brocktoon". try it, it's fun!


-i'm loving the mociun tumblr as it helps my brocktooning of the inner workings of mociun.

-watching {and re-watching} the state and wishing i was in a 1994 ken marino/michael showalter sandwich. yeah. louie + doug = love.


-finally signing up for twitter just to read david lynch's feed. i still don't quite understand the appeal, but i love this.


-creating emoji txt patterns. and sending emoji txts in general.

-this jil sander men's s/s 2010 ikb suit, but, you know, for me.


-reading and loving and learning from 90's woman.


-hanging out with my amazing goddaughter tilley, who just turned 1.


Monday, June 28, 2010

Ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry eye!



My poor doggin' has come down with a case of cherry eye. It's not as cute as it sounds, but I'm trying to look on the bright side. Perhaps there'll be a tiny eye patch in the future.

Au revoir, dinner at Le Bernardin. Bonjour, eye surgery.

(my karaoke mainstay)


UPDATE!
Thanks for all your warm wishes! Bella is healed sans surgery! All it took was some steroidal anti inflammatory/biotic eye drops!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Sad, but true.



Your love & adoration* is my sustenance. Maybe I should get out more. But I'd probably just wind up defiling nature like this poor sap.




*how presumptuous!
photo by Justin Kemp

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Have a seat


A good sofa, couch is so many things. A friend, a confidant, your most ardent supporter. It embraces you when you're downtrodden and depressed. It bounces with you when you're happy and at your best. It's a host, a womb, a sanctuary, a nest. Lay on it, sit on it, eat on it, fuck on it, sleep on it. Do what you will. 

It keeps your secrets tucked away between cushions. Historical accounts of your life archived in dust, crumbs, sloughed off bits of you. Teddy Ruxpin got lost in a green one with wicker arms. I lost my virginity behind a green leather one with recliner seats. 

What's your most treasured sofa saga?


photo by lillian & leonard, with thanks.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

F'REALS



OMFG LOOK
AT WHAT DEAR JAYNE MADE FOR ME
TOTALLY DYING.


Note to self:
Need Garfield label
Need armadillo label

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

BEETLEBOOT




Boy, do I want these Wanger Beatle boots on my feet. But not as much as I want the fucking OIL off of my WILDLIFE!

My summer to do list, in numbers:
Write 12 letters
Mail 3 care packages
File 1 patent
Take 15 photos on vacation
Finish 2 books
Clean 7 4 drawers

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

B-B-BAD


I smoked in the girls room.
I shoved people into lockers.
I snuck out windows in the middle of the night.
I ditched class.
I kissed boys.
I more than kissed boys.
I talked shit.
I got hit (by large Puerto Rican girls).
I vandalized.
I dispensed sneers.
I pilfered a tie dyed bikini, various sundries.
I dabbled with pills, drugs.
I dyed my hair with koolaid, manic panic.
I shaved my head.
I raided dad's liquor cabinet.
I pierced my ears, navel with safety pins.
I kind of miss being bad. 

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Free Compliments


Main Entry: 1com·pli·ment 
Pronunciation: \ˈkäm-plə-mənt\
Function: noun

Etymology: Middle French, from Italian complimento, from Spanish cumplimiento, from cumplir to be courteous — more atcomply
Date: 1598

1 a : an expression of esteem, respect, affection, or admiration; especially : an admiring remark b : formal and respectful recognition :honor
2 plural : best wishes : regards s> s of the season>


Mmm, there's nothing like a good compliment to lift your spirits. Leave a comment below & I'll respond with a compliment. ♥ 


p.s. don't be shy, this doesn't count as fishing!
EDIT: join this circle jerk!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Reader Request

Iggy Pop 1971 by Gerard Malanga













For the endlessly enchanting Amanda, who once said, "Srsly more censoring with armadillos." 


Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Underfoot


My mother is a compulsive gambler. I recall being about three (or four, but definitely not yet five) years old on a family road trip through the desert. There were all these glittery signs and some were even animated. A waving cowboy sign seemed to beckon her from a mile away.

She lied and made my father pull over. She said that I had to use the bathroom, but I didn't. She led me through a dark, smoky room and took up at a black jack table. She leaned down and put her pointer finger to her mouth. I loved the smell of her breath.

"Shhh, be good, okay? Stay right here, I'll only be a minute."

As the car was running outside, I found myself under a black jack table staring at strangers legs. There was a dusty pair of snake skin cowboy boots, some thick tree trunks covered in nude pantyhose, and most exciting of all, a pair of red patent leather stilettos perched on rung of the stool.

I couldn't tell how long it had been, as children, like dogs, are not good at telling time. My trance was broken by the hand grasping for me signaling that time was up. I said goodbye to my new leg friends. We pranced back to the car where my father and grandparents waited. I reveled in this shared secret of ours and then suddenly, had to pee.


Monday, June 07, 2010

The Triumphant Return

I've been anxiously awaiting the return of Mad Men. The fourth season starts Sunday, July 25th at 10PM on AMC. I re-watched the first episode the other day and noticed:
  • Don was more randy/cocky (less cool/mysterious)
  • Joan was curvier (how is that even possible?!)
  • Peggy was kind of a slut (tried to hit on Don her first day! Also slept with Pete!)
  • Paul was unbearded and not yet a subversive
  • Salvatore was unbearded and far more flamboyant (aka single for almost the first season, then blammo, married!)
  • Betty sleeps on the wrong side of the bed.
  • The music was so cheesy (stand up bass lines and lots of jazzy symbols)
Thank goodness for character development. I can't wait to see what happens next!

ps. I hate it when Don has those Grapes of Wrath childhood flashbacks. I hope they leave those out this season. Ugh!

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

O_o


Watch this space because there will be a number of illustrious visitors this summer!