Monday, November 29, 2010

Claude?



This girl is slaying me with her talent! Katrin and I may have a little somethin' somethin' in the works in the not-too-distant future. Here I go again... making promises I can't keep...

Sunday, November 28, 2010

SHHH: Part Deux

voice activated shhh lamps by michael savona

It would appear that you have a lot of secrets. 
Stop carrying the weight of the world around.
Deposit an anonymous comment here, again.


Saturday, November 27, 2010

Spot on

Dinner Convos


MIL:  We're Tea Party!!
FIL:  Still don't know what "teabaggers" means though...
ME:  *chuckle*snicker*snort*
R:  Do you really want to know?
FIL:  Yeah, tell us!
ME:  *chuckle*snicker*snort*
R:  It's essentially when you dip your testicles into someones mouth...like a tea bag...
FIL:  Well, that's not a very nice thing to call people.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Give me that shirt, asshole!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Elusive Jellyfish Nebula // Book in Hand


"The universe is a big place, 
perhaps the biggest. " 
-Kurt Vonnegut

oh, ps. don't forget to readtheprintedword

Ayiyiyi


I have pink eye.
And it looks. nothing. like. this.

 UPDATE:
...and strep! 
FML.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Top 10 Essentials Guide


The season's hottest must haves!
Get 'em before they're gone!


Sunday, November 14, 2010

What?

It's Sunday night... here's something to fill your gaping void:

Mmmm... void.

"...a video or whatever you'd like."

May I tell you a little about R's dad's old friend, Bob, who lives in Alaska?

He wears Terry Richardson glasses, but sincerely.
His closet (I'd imagine) consists of an array of plaid snappy button western shirts, filled with pocket protectors, but sincerely.

His hair looks like a tuft of white wispy cotton candy.
He pushes up his glasses with his finger, fork in hand, while intently telling you a tale.

He's an archaeologist who loves genealogy; gave R lots of rocks, gems, and dinosaur bits as a kid.
His 95 year old mother, Blanche, is is best friend.

He never forgets a birthday nor anniversary.
He still insists on sending $20 checks, which we feel bad about cashing, but is like, the cutest thing ever, right?

Here's my favorite part of the card that accompanied this year's check. It makes my heart explode.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

What's for dinner?

Wash it down with some unicorn tears. 



Thursday, November 11, 2010

Best Idea or Worst Idea?


A permanent tattoo of a Chanel temporary tattoo.

Things that I will not soon forget:
  • The kindness and generosity you've shown me
  • The Heaven's Gate suicide; was eating Spaghetti O's in my friend Gina's kitchen
  • The good times we've had

Monday, November 08, 2010

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Fiction

"Fiction is an empathy technology."
-Steven Pinker
11.06.10


collage by Lidy Jacobs

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Eye candy




Before I was called into get 10 glaucoma puffs shot into each eye because I kept flinching... 

Lenscrafter sales dudie who looked like the weird British Office/Extras Guy: What kind of glasses are you looking for?
Me: I don't know if I need glasses yet.


After I was called into get 10 glaucoma puffs shot into each eye because I kept flinching...

Lenscrafter sales dudie who looked like the weird British Office/Extras Guy:  So, do you need glasses?
Me: Dr. said they're optional.
Lenscrafter sales dudie who looked like the weird British Office/Extras Guy: Well, do you OPT to get them?


ps. I'd OPT to get these Prisms in a  heartbeat!
pps. Listened to Jerky Boys before appt.

Friday, November 05, 2010

MEH!!!!!

Garsh Nabbit! I received the most thoughtful little treats in the mail the other day. Gaaaaaaaaaaaahgeous MEH cards from Ms. Richele. And you know, I love a good "meh."



Mmmm... so personal and warm and fuzzy. I feel so fortunate.

Get yours now before they all vanish into thin air.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

BS


Things I Didn't Know/Never Thought About: Brussels Sprouts Edition
  1. Neanderthals likely didn't like them
  2. Plural on the Brussels part-- I had always said "Brussel sprouts" (It reminds me of how I used to misappropriate the "s" by saying "Look likes" instead of "Looks like"-- Also, what a cruel cruel vegetable for someone with a lisp! "Brutthelthh Thprouthh"...but I digress)
  3. They grow on a motherfucking crazy stalk 
  4. If you coat them in olive oil, freshly grated pepper, and enough salt to preserve a corpse, and forget that they are roasting in the oven, the outside layers taste a lot like potato chips!