Anyhow, I was stricken with one of those fucking brilliant (but alas, impractical) ideas in the shower this morning. (Why do they always seem to occur the shower?) I should spread my aunt's ashes on the Wheel Of Fortune studio lot at Sony Studios! (BTW, how wonderfully apropos is their retro website?!)
R took it one step further (what I love most about him) and said that I should break into Vanna White's dressing room and put it in her loose powder! Hahahaha. Then she could be ON her favorite show! Hey! Vanna could use those No. 7 wipes to remove my aunt from her face. Voilà, full circle.
Upon my expiration, I'd like you to please do the following:
that quote is awesome. putting her ashes in Vanna White's loose powder is so fantastically morbid....and I'm definitely going to try those wipes.
ReplyDeleteDUDE, I think you just saved my 30 something skin. I'm at the end o' my (albiet short) rope with break-outs. I am getting myself to the Target stat. I hear good things about their intensive line filler too -FYI
ReplyDeleteAlso, your ideas for your aunt's ashes: BRILLIANT
ReplyDeleteThat's really beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThaaaaaank yooooouuuuuu Graaaaaaaace!!!!!! <3
ReplyDeletethank you. i've even tried THOSE systems. the south and my skin just DO NOT GET ALONG. i will buy these, and then move back west. forever.
ReplyDeletealso. vana white.
Ps. Works wonder for makeup brushes, too!!
ReplyDeletei just called to say I love you
ReplyDeleteI use Boots products too. They have this shimmery face shit that I use instead of lotion. They're great.
ReplyDeleteI can't bring myself to watch Teen Mom, though.
@Taylor: Good, don't. It's poison.
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