I just need to rave for a second about how amazing these No. 7 Boots face wipes by way of Target are! I haven't had a breakout since I've started using them, and I've tried everything under the sun (short of those acne systems they hock during Teen Mom 2 commercial breaks).
Anyhow, I was stricken with one of those fucking brilliant (but alas, impractical) ideas in the shower this morning. (Why do they always seem to occur the shower?) I should spread my aunt's ashes on the Wheel Of Fortune studio lot at Sony Studios! (BTW, how wonderfully apropos is their retro website?!)
R took it one step further (what I love most about him) and said that I should break into Vanna White's dressing room and put it in her loose powder! Hahahaha. Then she could be ON her favorite show! Hey! Vanna could use those No. 7 wipes to remove my aunt from her face. Voilà, full circle.
Upon my expiration, I'd like you to please do the following: