Guys, please forgive me if this is presumptuous, but I think I may have the best keyword searches ever. I mean, I'm sure yours are fine and good and all, but check some of these sweet honeys out:
- small cunt
- iggy pop nude
- tracy morgan belly
- ann margret nipple
- hot men with chihuahuas
- gay men knee socks short pants
- puffy assholes (#1 of About 11,400,000 results!)
- life is a series of commas not periods (a McConaughey quote)
- crackwhore monthly (#1 of About 167,000 results!)
- naked women and naked asses and boobs
- black as midnight on a moonless night
- הרפס לתינוק (Hebrew for herpes baby)
- diamond encrusted teeth
- ambien side effects
- david lynch haircut
- jaw wired shut
- possum poop
- shut in
Do you ever look at your keyword analyses? My drug of choice is StatCounter.com.
haha i laughed so hard at these, particularly the "puffy assholes!" my keywords aren't entertaining at all!
ReplyDeleteaw, hahaha. NUMBER 1!!!!!!! my internet legacy.
ReplyDelete#1 in puffy assholes AND crackwhore monthly searches, even coming in ahead of Southpark in the second one. You are truly a force to be reckoned with! Congratulations are in order!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Roberto!
ReplyDeleteps. You got the reference! Do you think if I contacted Matt and Trey, they'd give me tickets to Book of Mormon?
ReplyDeletethat is amazing.
ReplyDeleteyesterday at work we were talking about being "locked up abroad" and i googled "movie about turkish prison with boob on the glass". i couldn't remember the name "midnight express".
also, never google image search for robert mapplethorpe while at work.
This is my favorite. For realz.
ReplyDeletehahahaha what the fuck
ReplyDeleteProbably 4 front row seats to the Book of Mormon.
ReplyDelete+Naurnie, awesome. I now, people might get redirected here when they google, "movie about turkish prison with boob on the glass"! Thanks!!
ReplyDelete+kat, theeeeeeeeeeeenks! so fun! they make me laugh out loud sometimes.
+nikki, SRSLY.
+Roberto', I shall write a letter!
this reminded me of my favorite thing -- to get loaded and watch hill billies drain cysts and/or remove parasites on youtube. it's disgusting, and i can't believe they film it (everyone's got an iphone these days). i guess i also can't believe i admitted this.
ReplyDeleteWOAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, dude, are you on google+? we should start a hangout and watch those videos together. love you.
ReplyDeleteOhohohohohaaaaaaaaaa naked women and naked asses and boobs!
ReplyDeleteI had 'poodle penis' as a pretty popular search for a bit...not as awesome, but still pretty awesome??
+holly, that is a GREAT one! sickos...
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteTHIS JUST IN: New favorite keyword!!
future armadillos
So bloody jealous.
ReplyDeleteamazing.
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