I'm fairly certain that I'd be a gazillionaire if I could can and sell the unlimited Vague Sense of Unease that courses through my veins.
Some recent examples:
- Did I unplug the iron after I pressed my hem whilst wearing my dress?
- Did I remember to brush my teeth this morning?
- What do I want to be when I grow up?
Haha. Some of my recent examples:
ReplyDelete- Writing a check.
- Realizing I haven't seen my Jack Russell terrier in 20 minutes, which means something has been destroyed. Or pooped on.
- Discovering I do not have a tampon in my purse. Fuck.
my college roommate used to pay me to drive home and ensure her hair straightener was off
ReplyDelete(is was always off, AND unplugged)
(... sometimes I didn't actually check)
I think enough people may already have A Vague Sense of Unease that you may not that rich. I know I'm pretty well stocked. :-/
ReplyDeleteOops, "may not GET that rich."
ReplyDelete+nicole, SRSLY#3!!!
ReplyDelete+nikki, that is terrible. terribly funny.
+Robert, oh. shucks.