Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Tinned Fear

I'm fairly certain that I'd be a gazillionaire if I could can and sell the unlimited Vague Sense of Unease that courses through my veins.

Some recent examples: 
  • Did I unplug the iron after I pressed my hem whilst wearing my dress? 
  • Did I remember to brush my teeth this morning?
  • What do I want to be when I grow up?

5 comments:

  1. Haha. Some of my recent examples:

    - Writing a check.

    - Realizing I haven't seen my Jack Russell terrier in 20 minutes, which means something has been destroyed. Or pooped on.

    - Discovering I do not have a tampon in my purse. Fuck.

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  2. my college roommate used to pay me to drive home and ensure her hair straightener was off

    (is was always off, AND unplugged)

    (... sometimes I didn't actually check)

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  3. I think enough people may already have A Vague Sense of Unease that you may not that rich. I know I'm pretty well stocked. :-/

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  4. Oops, "may not GET that rich."

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  5. +nicole, SRSLY#3!!!

    +nikki, that is terrible. terribly funny.

    +Robert, oh. shucks.

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