Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Cygnus-X // X-MAS

 Merry, merry.

Friday, December 21, 2012


This is a scheduled post. 
If the world hasn't ended...or if you're reading this
from a wi-fi enabled bomb shelter...
name where this buddy is from and win a prize.

Thursday, December 20, 2012


Could watch these ALL DAY.

There's a calendar, too! Alas, I'm too fickle and irresponsible for a daily calendar. It would be November and February 8th would be staring me in the face, reminding me what a twatwaffle I am and how I can finish anything.

In my old age, I try to avoid setting myself up for failure.

Thanks for the tip off, Teen Angster.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

South of Orion // Sam

“Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that's beautiful.” 

― Milan Kundera

Friday, November 16, 2012

L9 3/4” x W7 1/4” x H5 1/4”

Wouldn't a room full of these leather boxes stacked floor to ceiling just be pointlessly divine?

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The results are in!


The day you've all been waiting for... 
The nearly four year long poll on the sidebar of W&M has closed and the results are in!

A resounding 65% of you picked "yes"
34% of you chose "no"

"yes" wins by a 31 point landslide.
A clear and decisive referendum on "no."

Eat your heart out, Nate Silver.

Sunday, November 04, 2012

The Sombrero Galaxy // Bartman

“One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking things.”

― Henry Miller

Monday, October 29, 2012


Next year = Serious.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

a faint cry for help
grotesque & desperate

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012


Been doing copious amounts of yoga with R.

Also, catching lobsters:


Thursday, September 13, 2012

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A Serenade

"you you you you youuuuu 
know me better than i doooo
it's always been youuuuu..."

Friday, August 31, 2012

WR 134 Ring Nebula // Roberta

"We are all in the gutter, 
but some of us are 
looking at the stars."

-Oscar Wilde

photos via jak&jil and nasa pic of the day

Ways to Leave Your Lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free...

*more like FIVE ways to leave your lover, but whateves.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

This Place

→This place.
→This place and me.
→This place.
→This place and you.
→This place makes me happy.
→This place and your place too.
→This place.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Dust of the Orion Nebula // Natasha

"If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out."

photos via jak&jil and nasa pic of the day

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012


Inspired by and albeit a little jealous of the tweet above, here are my recent top 10 keyword searches:

10: marissa mayer legs [topical!]
09: Big Title Woman [sic?]
08: origami porn
07: shitty garfield
06: funny garfield
05: black greasy man
04: three pussy holes
03: crack whore monthly [classic]
02: self-fucking
01: i'm making meatloaf effing meatloaf

Monday, July 16, 2012

Prada Fall 850 B.C.

Prada Fall 2012 is very Russell Edgington

See more Dafoe Blue Steeling it at thombeau.

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Dear W&M: Is There Any Recovering?


is there any recovering from using the wrong gendered pronoun about a someone in front of her (apparently not a HIM)?


*            *           * 

Dear Nikki,

Sure there is. Just correct yourself, apologize quickly or make a self-deprecating joke, and move on. NBD. Most likely it isn't the first time that has happened to her.

Best advice I've gotten in a long time? It's not awkward if you don't let it be.

[If you'd like to submit a question, please email me. No subject too random. No holds barred.]


Ft. me, Grace, AKA DJ Courtesy Flush.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Please Hang Up and Dial Again

Fifteen amazing Garfield tattoos. This one is pretty fab, too.

Did any of you ever have a Garfield phone? I didn't, but my uncle did. I yearned for every visit. I'd step through the door, give the half-hearted obligatory hugs, then fly up the stairs to meet my old friend. 

I'd wake him from a deep slumber by picking up the receiver, then proceed to plunge him back into a narcoleptic blackout by slamming it into the cradle. In between this ritual, I'd stop to finger his curved ears and twirl his cord/tail around my pinky.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

New Project

I'm working on a new detective novel, The Case of the Mysterious Vanishing Tit.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Shit My Mom Buys

I'm so excited to announce that Katrin of Mischief Champion and I made a zine inspired by this post.

Pick up your copy here!


Monday, June 04, 2012

Arizona Muse // Saturn Aurora

"Grief is the price we pay for love."
-Queen Elizabeth II

photos via jak&jil and nasa pic of the day

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

This photo reminded me of my old friend.
Also: one of the best quotes ever.

"Honey, I'm a little high, but I love the camera."


Sunday, May 20, 2012


Dean Fleischer-Camp tricks his friends into posing for photos while he secretly takes video of them instead.

Made me smile.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012



It's me.

It's been a while.
I've missed you.

I've been doing stuff.
Many many stuffs.

But, I still think about you
all the time.

Here's a cheap update,
a smattering from Instagram.
Celebrating our 8th anniversary on the 8th...
Snapping up records...
Makin' things with super talented people...
...to be continued...
Becoming a breakfast person!?!
Settling into my new jobby job...
I'll be back in five, OK?
You still with me?