dear w&m,
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Dear Anon,
Sorry to hear it. Boy, I can sure relate. Here are a few suggestions for when you're hatin' on your blog.
[If you'd like to submit a question, please email me. No subject too random. No holds barred.]
i hate my blog today.
what do i do?
love,
anonymous
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Dear Anon,
Sorry to hear it. Boy, I can sure relate. Here are a few suggestions for when you're hatin' on your blog.
- go to a public library and set your blog as the default homepage for all the browsers, then hide behind a book stack and spy on people reading it
- comment anonymously* on your own posts
- start a new secret blog and say things you've always wanted to
- shut down your computer and go for a nice long walk outside
- read other people's blogs that are worse than yours
- post random images with no context
- rent or download a porno; perhaps Edward Penishands?
- take a hiatus and don't fucking apologize for it
- delete it
Yours ever,
Gracie
*for the record: this was a real submission
are you trying to tell me i shld delete my blog?
ReplyDeleteNo, but just trying to give you all the options.
Deletei thought you loved my blog.
ReplyDeletejust kidding. i'm totally gonna do like half this stuff.
ReplyDeletesrsly though. YOU SAID YOU LOVED MY BLOG
ReplyDeletewow, commenting anonymously is rly fun.
ReplyDeleteI really like that idea of going to the library and spying on people reading your blog. Good idea.
ReplyDeletereport back if you do it!
Deleteyou better not ever delete *your* blog, ever.
ReplyDeletethe library suggestion makes me nervous.
i read blogs that are worse than mine ALL THE TIME. they're typically about a hundred times more popular, too. makes me think i am doing something right.
okay. i won't. <3
Deletere: your last point, it also makes me kind of bitter.
read other people's blogs that are worse than yours !!! PAH HAHA !
ReplyDelete<3
Deletedoes reading people's blogs where the authors are complete nutjobs count as "worse"?
ReplyDeletei want to say "yes."
DeleteI'm on my way to blogging SUCCESS!
Deletehehehe, sure!
Deletewait, what are you doing here?
Go with the first, or the last.
ReplyDelete:)
DeleteYES. you give REALLY GOOD advice.
ReplyDeletethanks!! although, i think the last suggestion is questionable. next week's "Dear W&M" is going to fucking rule!
DeleteDoesn't everyone hate their blog from time to time? Like having a bad hair day, a bad blog day.
ReplyDeletehi josie!
Deleteyes, i think it's perfectly normal.
thanks for stopping by!
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I love this. I needed this.
ReplyDeleteoh, good!
Deleteyep,
ReplyDeletego to a public library + Apple stores!!
point 3. done.
ReplyDeleteOOH!
Delete