Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Dear W&M: How Do I Bring Up Porn?

dear w&m,

i've never watched porn with my husb, but i sort of think it might be fun.

does he want to? how do i bring it up?

and what titles would you recommend to a sorta kinky, likes-to-be-spanked-ish, not-quite-hipster white chick?


OMIGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EMAILING YOU THIS QUESTION


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Dear OICBIEYTQ,

FUCK YES, HE FUCKING WANTS TO!!! He's a red-blooded male!


I'd suggest that the next time you guys are making out, that you talk dirty to him and bring up your desire to watch porn with him, as part of your foreplay. Keep in mind that it doesn't have to happen that night... you're just simply laying the groundwork.


A little bit of libatious lubrication (during the disclosure and/or the viewing) can't hurt either. Just make sure it's only enough to ease the nerves, but not so much to cause whiskey dick or a case of the giggles. Either will surely put a damper on the mood.


Before investing in full fledged titles (besides Edward Penishands?!?), I'd urge you to check out free sites like xTube and xHamster. Might I also recommend certain pay sites such as Burning Angel, home of "Alt Porn." Poke around by yourself a little and favorite the ones you like for easy access later


Seriously, OICBIEYTQ, I'm pretttttttty pretttttttttay sure he'll be so thrilled that you asked! Please have fun and report back!


XXXOH,
Gracie

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