Thursday, January 12, 2012


Him: KEEP YOUR SHIT CLAWS OUT OF MY PREVAGE*!
Me: ....................


*anti-aging night cream

4 comments:

  1. I am all too familiar with this.

    Him: Did you use my Kiehls lotion?
    Me: Uhhh, nooooo. Why?
    Him: Because I can smell it on you.

    Busted. Every time.

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  2. opposite for our house...he's been digging into my clairns stash. shit's expensive - pony up sucker if you're joining me!

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    1. hehehehe, well actually, the prevage was mine. i kept insisting that he wash his hands before he dug in.

      a week into using, i developed a bad rash, so i ceded the lotion to him.

      i think that comment was in retaliation.

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