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I am all too familiar with this.
ReplyDeleteHim: Did you use my Kiehls lotion?
Me: Uhhh, nooooo. Why?
Him: Because I can smell it on you.
Busted. Every time.
boys will be boys!
Deleteopposite for our house...he's been digging into my clairns stash. shit's expensive - pony up sucker if you're joining me!
ReplyDeletehehehehe, well actually, the prevage was mine. i kept insisting that he wash his hands before he dug in.
Deletea week into using, i developed a bad rash, so i ceded the lotion to him.
i think that comment was in retaliation.