Thursday, February 16, 2012

Good Littles

The little things I lurve:

♥ When people say "irrespective" - It's so fucking hot and grammatically correct! Absolutely titillating! 
♥ Mistaking your dog's dreaming noises for the Words with Friends "bloopbloopbloop" sound effects
♥ Waking up on Saturday thinking you have to go to work, then realizing it's Saturday!! Then going straight back to sleep!
♥ That bittersweet feeling of simultaneous accomplishment and yearning after finishing an excellent book
♥ Pouring hot water directly onto a teabag, even though it be actin' a smug twat
♥ When a bulleted list lines up nicely (e.g. from this bullet onward)
♥ Actively feeling yourself growing through experiences (good and bad)
♥ When the dashboard's temp/time matches the report on the radio
♥ Rediscovering a product that you thought had been discontinued
♥ When you & your friend get each other the same present
♥ Remembering someone's birthday without relying on FB
♥ Laughing until you're on the verge of tears and/or pee
♥ Successfully parallel parking on the first try

Et toi?

18 comments:

  1. - bulleted lists
    - when steve meyawns
    - the part of "maneater" when daryl hall goes, "thewomaniswild, woo-o-oo"
    - finding plastic animals that i've hidden around the apartment and forgotten about

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  2. MEYAWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I WANNA SEE!

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  3. THAT FIRST PRETZEL AFTER YOU'VE EATING A FUCK-TON OF SWEETS.

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  4. the very first sip of a really, really awesome beer. even if it hasn't been a shitty day, it's the BEST.

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  5. • This list. ^
    • Sweet milky tea.
    • My son's sweaty, sleeping head, jammed in my underarm.
    • The first day in a new bra.
    • How my hairdresser massages my head when she's washing my hair
    • Glow in the dark.
    • Droppin' it low.
    • Hearts.

    <3

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    1. <3<3<3

      IDK what droppin' it low means though... scthoop!

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    2. <3<3<3

      re: droppin'it low: see also reggaeton/dancehall/hiphop, 'booty dancing', or 'get down low and sweep the floor with it'.

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  6. Oh they all have to do with sex, so, never mind.

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  7. Not much on my bulleted list, because we are trying to gently sleep train our toddler, who is a sleep idiot, and so my optimism and ability to like things have been murdered by the crying. However, inspired by Lauren's comment, I do like the bit in 'Werewolves of London' where Warren Zevon goes 'doot!' after the lyric 'his hair was perfect'. I like it a lot.

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    1. a sleep idiot! hahaha. good luck! xoxoxo

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  8. When the time in my car matches what they say on the radio I feel SUCH a feeling of accomplishment. Cause, you know, I somehow did that.

    - Getting into bed with newly washed sheets and newly shaved legs. This probably happens once a year but it is the best.

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The divine PB&J in me, salutes the divine PB&J in you.