Fifteen amazing Garfield tattoos. This one is pretty fab, too.
Did any of you ever have a Garfield phone? I didn't, but my uncle did. I yearned for every visit. I'd step through the door, give the half-hearted obligatory hugs, then fly up the stairs to meet my old friend.
I'd wake him from a deep slumber by picking up the receiver, then proceed to plunge him back into a narcoleptic blackout by slamming it into the cradle. In between this ritual, I'd stop to finger his curved ears and twirl his cord/tail around my pinky.