and? RT @LaurelBraitman Someone just came to my website on the search term "How can a person commit a sex act on an octopus."
— Erica Lorraine (@ericalorraine) July 17, 2012
Inspired by and albeit a little jealous of the tweet above, here are my recent top 10 keyword searches:
10: marissa mayer legs [topical!]
09: Big Title Woman [sic?]
08: origami porn
07: shitty garfield
06: funny garfield
05: black greasy man
04: three pussy holes
03: crack whore monthly [classic]
02: self-fucking
01: i'm making meatloaf effing meatloaf



that's how you know the content is quality
ReplyDeletenumber 05. for obvious reasons.
ReplyDeleteHaha all those unsuspecting moms coming here for a wholesome meatloaf recipe.
ReplyDeletePS the image is Jesse Draxler
THAT'S IT! THANKS!!!
Deleteps. you zine is coming soon! sorry for the delay.
PPS my top search is "boob contemporary art". Lames.
ReplyDeleteAlso: #10 google result for: "tumblr vegetable pussy play"
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