Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Media Mindfuck

It's becoming increasingly difficult for me to discern real vs. fake news. Real news headlines these days are so outlandish and sensational that any reasonable person would think their fake. Conversely, fake news items are so believable, goddammit!

Here are two recent examples that had me fooled!

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:
New Study Finds Humans Shouldn’t Spend More Than 5 Consecutive Hours Together

I've taken to Facebook as an outlet for this tirade, but I doubt that my twice-removed cousins nor the girl I stabbed in the foot with a pair of scissors in second grade would really understand or give two fucks.

Other notable shit on this topic:

Painting: Gerhard Richter

Thursday, August 21, 2014


G: I know I've been saying this for years, but I really want to volunteer for Meals on Wheels.

R: I'd be afraid you'd just eat all the meals in your car... behind a Target.

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Nicknames I've Had:

  • G-Money
    • Given by: Downtown Dave from Pizzeria Bianco
    • Circa 2010 - Present
  • Prettycakes
    • Given by: R/Honeybearcakes/Husband
    • Circa 2004 - Present
  • Little Nugget or Lil' Nug
    • Given by: K10/Kristen
    • Circa 2014 - Present
  • Sue Nami
    • Given by: Self/Roller Derby
    • Circa 2002 - 2004
  • Baby Feet
    • Given by: Creeeeepy tour van driver in Hawaii
    • Circa 2014 - 2014 (THANK GAWD)
  • Dirty Chink
    • Given by: Mean girls in middle school (FUCK YOU)
    • Circa 1995 - 1997
Et toi??